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29-06-2007, 12:04 AM
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Farmer ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints. It said," AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS"
A SAD STORY : A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day their driver died. A recent survey asked 100 Sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 99.9% said '" The 10 minutes silence." What is a kiss ? Kiss is an enquiry in the first floor, about vacancy in the Ground Floor. Why do women love gold more than man? Because Gold has 24 Carrots while man has only one Carrot. Prostitute to man:"Hi, man, want to have sex? Man to prostitute:"Ok.Only if you do it like my wife does." Prostitute:"I can do it in any way. So how does she do it? Man:"She does it for free." A 20 year old boy gets married to a 65 year old lady. The next day after marriage, the boy dies. Reason: He drank expired milk. Today, in style are small cars, small watches, short skirts, and small mobile phones. There will come a time, when the SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then YOU will be the man!!!!!! What is the thing that goes in dry & comes out wet. More you put it in, the stronger it gets. Men and women enjoy it in bed...................... ......................... ....Tea Bag What's common to a Man on Tight rope at 500 mtr height & man getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady? Poor fellas - both must not look down!!!!!! Sexual Thoughts for Today : its not the length, its not the size, its how many times you can make it rise! its not how well it fits but how often you can make it spit!!!! A Sardar gives 36 roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled,undresses, lies down, spreads her legs & says:"This is for the roses" Sardar:"Why, Can't you find a vase?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked? Little Harry: Mam, if someone rubs your boobs for two hours & does'nt **** you, how would you feel???? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are ****ed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Becaucuse if he stamps on you, you are ****ed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife to Doc: An ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out. Doctor: removes her panty and starts making love to her. Wife(angrily): What are you doing? Doc: This is the only way. I will drown the *******. |
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29-06-2007, 12:06 AM
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A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was to write a human-interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.
The young man asked, "What's the most exciting thing that ever happened around here?" The farmer thought for a minute and said, " One time one of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home." "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else exciting that happened?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbour's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home." Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Okay let try something else. What's the most terrible thing that ever happened around here?" The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once." |
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29-06-2007, 07:48 PM
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04-07-2007, 01:38 PM
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04-07-2007, 01:49 PM
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04-08-2008, 01:47 AM
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23-08-2008, 11:10 AM
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