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Old 29-11-2006, 10:58 AM   #1
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A lesson to all employees who work with rude customers :- Indeed, an award
should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago
for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a
passenger who probably deserved to fly as Cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was
cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service.


A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the front of the line. He
slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this
flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but
I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work
something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM ?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention
please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS." If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."


With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the
Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F**k You!" Without flinching,
she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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Old 29-11-2006, 12:26 PM   #2
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Old 29-11-2006, 01:20 PM   #3
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Old 29-11-2006, 05:18 PM   #4
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my release of anger is in front of me, too bad i cant see it
im blind wit fury, patience waits at its own time to cure me
maybe i should follow a new path where few wrath
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Old 30-11-2006, 02:05 AM   #5
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