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when men lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his ax fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his ax has fallen into water, and he needed the ax to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later, the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez." The moral of this story is whenever a man lies; it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That is their story, and they are sticking to it! |
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^^I disagree...us mem lie to bennefit other ppl, were not self centerd like other SEXS!!..(barin in mind theres only two....that i know about, but will change my mind after BB!!)
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![]() no u lie 4 urslevess.....so it keeps u of out troublee! dnt think i dnt no
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Wassssssuppppp
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looooooooooooooool jokes! take all 3!
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Wassssssuppppp
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looooooooooooool ur sig cracks me up everytym i c it!!!
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whos sig?
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Wassssssuppppp
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urs!!!!! *sigh* 3 Words 2 Ruin a Guys Ego...'Is It In'??? loooool smashed it!
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lol i noooo!! its jokes...tru tho...
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Wassssssuppppp
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hehehehehe i noooooo!
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lol hehe funni
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