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Old 12-10-2005, 02:27 AM   #1
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Chrurails and stuff.. **EM**

i havnt seen any freaky scary threads... so i thought id make one.

anyone heard of them churail thingy bobs, them women with back to front feet and they are faceless, and have long curly hair?
has anyone ever seen one?
most people know sumone who's seen one, someones granddad or something.

what about jinns?

i new this one fat guy who fell asleep in the mosque, and this jinn pushed him, and this guy was like 18/19 stones, and he woke up and moved back to the place he was sleeping in, and fell asleep again. So what the jinn did was, pick him up and whacked up against 2 pillers a couple of times.

and i seen this churail in the park once. she was sitting on the bench at 1am or something.
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:29 AM   #2
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Churel : These vampires were believed to have once been pregnant women who died during the festival of Divali. The 'Churel' were extremely ugly vampires with sagging breasts, black tongues, thick, rough lips, wild hair and back-to-front feet. They were thought to be bitter and angry due to their untimely death and as a result attacked their families and attractive, young men.

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Old 12-10-2005, 02:31 AM   #3
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i believe in jinn...






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Old 12-10-2005, 02:32 AM   #4
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obviously, any muslim that doesnt is a non-muslim because it is clearly stated in the Quran, but lets not turn this into a religious thread. come on stories people.
i wanna sh!t myself tonight.
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:33 AM   #5
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no.. but like u say... hear alot of story in gaon about people who have.. it absolutely scares the bajeezers outta me.. as a result i refuse to go out at nite in village.. altho they do say that u shud always hold onto sumthin thats metal.. means ghosts cant touch u.. dunno bout witches..

as for the jinn story... jinn can enter a mosque? and the guy was alone?

i dont ever wana meet or see anything like that.. i dunno what the hell i'd do..

n whats up with that picture?! *gets wax strips out*
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:34 AM   #6
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Have u heard of how they get into u, if u **** on a plant/tree. and if u wear perfume and go to a graveyard.
i heard once this laydee did the latter, and her voices changes into a deep mans till this day

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Old 12-10-2005, 02:34 AM   #7
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i wanna sh!t myself tonight.
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come over.. we'll watch the ring trilogy...


(please come.. .. i cant watch it alone)
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:37 AM   #8
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Have u heard of how they get into u, if u **** on a plant/tree. and if u wear perfume and go to a graveyard.
i heard once this laydee did the latter, and her voices changes into a deep mans till this day
yeh i heard that one.. i try not to..

what i think is scary is..

everytime i donkey makes its eeyore noise.. and everytime a dog barks n howls.. it means it's just seen jinn/shaytan..

or something to that effect.
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no.. but like u say... hear alot of story in gaon about people who have.. it absolutely scares the bajeezers outta me.. as a result i refuse to go out at nite in village.. altho they do say that u shud always hold onto sumthin thats metal.. means ghosts cant touch u.. dunno bout witches..

as for the jinn story... jinn can enter a mosque? and the guy was alone?

i dont ever wana meet or see anything like that.. i dunno what the hell i'd do..

n whats up with that picture?! *gets wax strips out*
yer jinns enter the mosque, religious jinns that is, what happened was everbody finished namaz and got out the way, and he stayed and fell asleep, and the jinn wanted to pray, so he moved him aside and started praying. as he was praying, the fat dude came back and went to sleep in the same spot again, so the jinn got ****y and flung him around a few times.

nah there was a few people that saw this happening, thats how word spread around.


the picture? its the only picture i could find remotly related to this thread.

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Old 12-10-2005, 02:39 AM   #10
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yeh i heard that one.. i try not to..

what i think is scary is..

everytime i donkey makes its eeyore noise.. and everytime a dog barks n howls.. it means it's just seen jinn/shaytan..

or something to that effect.
yeah they say jaanver (animals) can see (or sense?) these things, we have been protected from the sight of these things because the sight will cause our hearts to implode and our brains to fry.
i made a bit of that up :\ sorry.

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Old 12-10-2005, 02:41 AM   #11
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come over.. we'll watch the ring trilogy...


(please come.. .. i cant watch it alone)
west london is too far ;\
when did the third one come out?

that girl from the ring is a churel

all these hollywood people know about eveil spirits and stuff. I mean come on, Jinn is short for Jinni (Genie ring any bells) but the people have twisted stuff and added their own fun talents to them.

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lol... which bit





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this guy i know his sister had a jinn inside her, she used to literally man handle her brother, chuck him from 1 side of the room to another, they had to get a peer down nd he read quran nd eventually the jinn left her body. theres a lot of this stuff in pakistan, alot of black magic nd stuff happens there 2






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west london is too far ;\
when did the third one come out?

that girl from the ring is a churel

all these hollywood people know about eveil spirits and stuff. I mean come on, Jinn is short for Jinni (Genie ring any bells) but the people have twisted stuff and added their own fun talents to them.
jap version..

girl from ring.. she's not what u described as being a churel.

that was more a... actually i dunno.. there were 2 of her
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:47 AM   #15
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this guy i know his sister had a jinn inside her, she used to literally man handle her brother, chuck him from 1 side of the room to another, they had to get a peer down nd he read quran nd eventually the jinn left her body. theres a lot of this stuff in pakistan, alot of black magic nd stuff happens there 2
thats just recently happened to my cousin..

its actually extremely scary!

she stopped eating n everything. and she'd say to us that she's hungry n wants to eat this that n the other.. but wen they'd try n feed her.. her jaw wud just lock.. and she'd just get all this random strength outta nowhere!

she's ok now.. but still lil bit weak
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Old 12-10-2005, 02:50 AM   #16
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yeah they say jaanver (animals) can see (or sense?) these things, we have been protected from the sight of these things because the sight will cause our hearts to implode and our brains to fry.
i made a bit of that up :\ sorry.

that bit
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yeah its real scary, that woman had to rest for like a month or so, that jinn had taken so much out of her...

if u ever see a jinn or chureil u should read ayat ul qursi nd they should disperse.






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Old 12-10-2005, 02:53 AM   #18
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this guy i know his sister had a jinn inside her, she used to literally man handle her brother, chuck him from 1 side of the room to another, they had to get a peer down nd he read quran nd eventually the jinn left her body. theres a lot of this stuff in pakistan, alot of black magic nd stuff happens there 2
black magic happens here alot aswell, its all kept hush hush, and doctors dont believe it and always come out with some medical malarky. in reality its all happening in front of our faces, but the goverment is finding way to cover it all up. i mean, look at the illness they call scitzophrenia (spelling error) its a person having a good side/bade side thing. that happens when someones possed by a jinn, they're themselfs for one minute, and the next, they're out of it, going all crazy and stuff.

anyone seen stigmata?

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yeah its real scary, that woman had to rest for like a month or so, that jinn had taken so much out of her...

if u ever see a jinn or chureil u should read ayat ul qursi nd they should disperse.
i forgot that, i really need to learn that again. it used to give me peacefull sleep and get rid of nightmares.

i remember ages ago, when i was a kid, i had fogotten it, but then i dreamt i was learning it, and when i woke up i knew it.
freaky.
then i forgot it again

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Old 12-10-2005, 02:58 AM   #20
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yeah this black magic stuff is next level, back in pakistan its mostly done by jealous family members, my auntys mother in law did jadoo on her own son just so he'd hate his wife, he kicked my aunty nd the children out. people are proper fcuked up nowadays.

yeh man i gta re-learn ayat al qursi, defo helps u sleep better at night.






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